ANTM is Jaslene,YAY!

I changed my mine about a million times about who i wanted to win,
but in the end i was happy for cha cha.

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The Girl Who Doesn't Dance (and aint no fucking lezbo)

The Girl Who Doesn't Dance




Start of the episode
At the start of the episode i was some what surprised that Britney wasn't there,I thought she might of just wondered back in the house off the streets,memory what?
The girls get thrown straight into the challenge which starts out looking like some kind of African over eaters camp but turns out to be a story telling dance task.

Challenge
This challenge is to dance and tell a story was so in Dionne's words irrelevant.
Renee begins the challenge and introduces herself as Nene which was cute at first but now just pick a fucking name has she not noticed that the task ended like 5 weeks ago.

All the girls dances were Brittany forgettable apart from Renee who mentioned she was abused (reminiscent of Caridee's suicide reveal last season)so Obvisouly she wins and picks Jaslene to share the prize.

Which turns out to be pearls so i guess no more $2 hoops for Jaslene, but when she loses (and she will) I'm sure Jaslene will hoop again,i mean what else is she going to wear to taco bell.

eat it bitch

Cocktails and a bitch
The girls make plans to go out but unfortunately Natasha turns out to be ill,so the other three just go out to a dull night club which was really boring. When ever the girls have gone out in other seasons they've like cheated on there boyfriends or something.

Natasha "can't swallow" maybe Jaslene could introduce her to spiting.
So Jaslene, Dionne and Renee talk/bitch about Natasha which made me like Renee less ,one of them made a claim like she has a make believe family. It's just like what are they expecting to find out that's she going to turn out to be a alien,she just doesn't talk about her husband because he's probably not that interesting, that doesn't make her an x file.



Photo shoot
The girls head back to the forest to meet with the girls from the fat camp for a photo shoot ,were each girl must incorporate a dance into there shoot,this idea was a bit vanilla i think they should of had them pose with poisonous snakes or even just kangroos.
Dionne as she mentioned during the challenge does not dance , which was shocking as there's one a part of the ghetto stereotype she doesn't fit.

Natasha uses the illness card for the photo shoot which i have to agree with Tyra I'm so over that,and she just puts no effort into the shoot what so ever. Witch i think might be for a deeper reason, maybe it's because Caridee last season started to fuck up around the final and she wants to win like her.

Judgement
YAY! Finally a panel test I've so missed those,I thought this test was really unfair on Dionne because she's probably never seen the show before. Unlike jaslene who was locked in a cupboard watching every episode and continuously purging since she was rejected last season .

The test is that the girls have to pick who has the most and least potental and the girls gang up on Natasha. Which she doesn't seemed bothered by, but then again maybe she just didn't understand.


Elimination
No blacks no fats and no fems for the final 3 as Dionne/Brown/Wholahay leaves the down under.
I think Tyra was right to keep Natasha, the girls were so jealous of her.
I can't seem to figure out were the jealously is coming from. Also Natasha's too stupid to be manipulative,
i mean is this really the face of evil?


Predictions:
winner:Natasha
(as the other 2 are being made out to be bitches)

PS. were the fucks Janice if shes not in the next episode I'm gonna be pissed.

PPS.
here's a simple answer to those who dislike
our blog :just do not read it.I'm not writing this blog for Nobel prize winners it a little review/make fun of ANTM blog. If you don't like it that is because it's probably not aimed at you. Also I'm getting bored off you're little lame cyber argument's.

*** peace & love

The Girl Who Blames The Taxi Driver (and Rosie O'Donnell)

The Girl Who Blames The Taxi Driver

Start of the episode

The start of the episode shows the girls mourning the bringer of light Jael,and Renee displays a fair point that Brittany used her "short term memory loss "to guilt the jugdes in to picking her over jael.Which i totally agree with,also weaveless brittany looks like a freaky soccer mom, she should like sew it back in or something.


Challenge
The girls recieve the Tyra mail which has some kind of riddle with the words "go see" in it,that kind of makes me wonder when tyra is going to give up with riddles ,i mean how many more riddles can you do with the words go fucking see in them.

The challenge was to go round Sidney to go sees and get back with in a cerntian time,which turns into cleptomainism for Dionne which i found strangley cute. Brittany does really bad and can not walk good enough for the designers even though she won the walking challenge.apparently in her cover girl interview that was to do with nerves .

Rennee ,Dionne and Jaslene make it back in time for the challenge

check out jaslene sublte reactions to here challenge win but i can forgive as it was with the weirdly pervy but sexy Nigel Barker.

then Natasha is disquallified for being a minute late which sucks.

Then half an hour later brittany arrives which leads to a new chapter:

Rosie O' Donnell's evil loos VS Brittany's blurred swearing

When told she is disqualified Brittany does a total Melrose freak out and blames the grimey taxi driver who she did tell to meet her, tyra just edited that part out.and apparently "the walls are paper thin" as every time brittany raises her voice the lesbian supervising the challenge does the i just smelled a fart face.

I knew Brittany was a crazy bitch underneath i didn't buy the hole bubbley sweet thing for a second.

Photoshot

Yay! Tyras is this weeks photograher she usually does the brillant black & white shoots, but this time she did a women magize shoot while her friend shot the girls for a mens magazine shoot.These were definetly the best photographs so far this season and the guys they got for the shoot were all totally hot, my favourite was Renee's they looked so hot together.

and that beach looked freezing i'm surpized that none of them had a lame fake freeze down like caridee's last seaon,also Dionne needs a Brazilian.

Jugdements Panel

The jugdes like all the photos apart from Dionnes mean stank face,and the lesbains back as a guest jugde you could totally tell she was getting a snail trial over the photos.

Tyra's "male models are just accessories" comment was a bit false i mean hasn't she heard of Calvin klein or vogue homme , bad ty ty.

Also tyra's photo this week was the one she was called fat for but surpisely you couldn't tell in the actual photos (thanks to photoshop)and this actually confirms Tyra just does the shoots souly for top model and there not taken out of elle magazine, like she acts they are, i love Tyra shes great.

PEE? aw too bad eugena wasn't there.

Elimanation

No more excuses as Brittany heads back to bartending. God i bet she's an awful bartender.She was elimanated as not one of the model clients wanted to book her "top model history" and if knowone wants to book her she can't model, no seriously? Oh the wisedom of tyty.

Even though her phots were amazing, aspecially this weeks she a bit too crazy.

Now only four remain,the cycle seems to be going really fast.

Can anyone even rember the name Kathleen,right?

Predictons
winner:Jaslene

next to go:Dionne

PS

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and heres a vid which helps me have faith in my blog

and finally heres a message from Renee to all the sad haters who i guess deserve it as they left like nearly 50 pathetically lame comments.

fuck the haters

Peace & love*** from ANTM&ME (Oscar)

PPS.sorry if there's a few mistakes this week spellcheck wouldn't work.