The Girls Go Down (on Nigel Barker) Under

The Girls Go Down Under

Challenge
The challenge was hosted by the beautiful April from cycle 2 who now host's some show i have never heard of, and the challenge was to interview each other which basically turned into a bitchy fest of questions,to which Jael should of won.

Soon after that the girls find out there going to Australia,and they have a slightly delayed over reaction,and then Tyra comes in and stereotypes the whole country my jumping around in a kangaroo costume,i loved it when her head band fell off,and she like totally freaked out and got all embarrassed.

Whilst the girls are packing we are introduced to one of the most interesting characters so far this season the used tampon,surprisenly Jael finds it and throws it at Brittany who the picks it up and throws it somewhere else, I'm hopefully guessing Jaslene's mouth,


Speaking of Jaslene's mouth god were her DSL/astonished
faces annoying this episode,they were so Melinda no chin Doolittle you know the over the top fake black bitch from American idol.

Second challenge
The "original" host of Australia's next top model introduced the next challenge straight after the girls arrived in Australia.The challenge was to interview local people and use the slang words that were used over there.

Natasha interviewed some hot guy,his outfit was so cute like a white vest ,skinny jeans with Cuban heels he work it,i didn't know that metro sexuality was big in Australia.Renee wins the challenge for her use of slang,i think Renee needs to start bitching again shes becoming slightly forgettable.


Commercial shoot
This week the girls had to shoot a cover girl commercial using Australian accents witch is so stupid as they obviously just did that to make it harder.On the shoot i realized how much i hate one girl ,but sadly i have short term memory loss so i forgot her name.
After jael's shoot she does a tree nature speech, but Well at least Jael can climb as many trees as she wants now,i mean surely its got to be better than having your carrier ruinined by cover girl. aw miss her already.

Elimination
nooooo, Jael's gone. All the personality just left the building,
i mean i can see why they eliminated her. Due to the fact she looks like a mentally insane little boy ,with that make over they gave her,she looked so so so much better blond.

Her exit video was the funniest one I've ever seen,she was laid back and Hilarius at the same time.Also she is back to blond with some funky pink streaks and is looking in to hosting some kind of MTV show.Or maybe she should just join Megg's bongo band.


predictions
winner:Renee/Jaslene
next to go:Dionne or Brittany or maybe Natasha


PS. Here's a picture of a primordial dwarf that appeared on the Tyra banks show,were she gave them 5 second make offers and handed out the cheapest kind off ipod,and even with some of the rares things ever on her show she still managed to get the conversation about her.


peace & love ***

The Girl Who Impresses Pedro

The Girl Who Impresses Pedro

Challenge
The challenge was basically to put on a hat and make an arse of yourself,but at least we were blessed with another guess appearance from Tia from sister sister,man CW are really trying to push that show.

The first challenge was so cringe worthy and awkward,i loved it.
The second challenge was to do a scene with Pedro from Napoleon dynamite, and deservenly Renee wins and picks Dionne to share the prize.

At first Renee and Dionne think they just win t shirts, but then there families arrive at the house,Renee's baby was so cute.

But when Dionne's family arrived it kind of reminded me of when in flavor of love New York's mom comes to stay,seriously Dionne's mother could not have been more ghetto

Photo shoot
They bring back past top model contestants for a scandalous ANTM moments photo shoot, and all of them had cool moments apart from the twins whose scandalous moment was just being the twins.

The twins definitely have the most potential of all past contestants,there models.They have everything for high fashion modeling the unique look the incredible height and there super skinny.
I'm glad they didn't win as now they actually have a chance in the modeling world instead losing all personality and working for cover girl.

Dionne's " i don't even kiss my boyfriend"comment was quite strange.
I was like is it like a pretty woman thing or something,or is he just really ugly?
Though she did look really hot making out with Kim,Kim's totally hot.
unlike these two cha cha's.

Elimination
Whitney gets thrown out, like some out of date cake.I thought she would
at least make it in the top three, as she represented some Tyra elements (fat & black).

and the moment between twiggy and jael was so adorable i just didn't want it to end.



Also i think Tyra took the pirate style a bit to far this week.

when i first heard there was going to be two plus size models in this years competition , i was sure that one was going to win,giving Tyra's fat drama and all.But i was obviously wrong as yet another fatty goes bye bye.


Predictions
winner: Renee
next to go: Brittany/Jael
lesbian:Dionne

and how could i forget the first nigelism of the season.

The Girl Who Gets Thrown In The Pool

The Girl Who Gets Thrown In The Pool

Start of the episode
Twiggy appears looking better than usual and she reveals her real name Lesley Hornby.She then tells the girls to make up fake names for them selves, and we are blessed with a special appearance from melrose "SHE DON'T NEED THE ISSA".

Just like the twins from last season are going to appear next episode for a scandalous ANTM moments photo shoot.i wonder if Whitney and Michelle will engage in lesbian activeitys ,with them both being sexually confused basketball players and all.

Brittany - "Brit" (Brit the dog)
Dionne - "Wholahay" (Changed to "Brown" by Tyra) (racist much)
Jael - "Jael" (love it)
Jaslene - "Jaslene"
Natasha - "Nata" (Russian for poop)
Renee - "Nayien" (Changed to "NeNe" by Tyra)
Sarah - "Moe" (sounds retarded, so it suits her)
Whitney - "Whitelle"

I'm really interested to know if there actually going to keep the names?
Also at the start of the episode they showed flash backs from previous episodes and from seeing them, it was pretty easy to work out who was going.

Challenge
This week's challenge was to make a good impression at the "Smart & Sexy" party.

The celebrities: included, Paris and Nicole,Austin from desperate housewives, the twins from sister sister, and 50 cent.

During the party jael and Nata end up in the pool after 50, pushes jael in ,and Nata jumps in after her.


and this challenge was pretty high class for ANTM,it was very unlike there usual cheap ass cocktail party at walmart.


I really liked jaels attitude towards the celebrity's, i mean why the fuck she should ass kiss them, shes just as good if not better than them.
GO JAEL!

Argument
Renee and Jael starting arguing back at the house after the Nicole Ritchie incident, i love Renee but jael definitely won this one

don't fuck with the blewish.

Photo shoot
The photo shoot idea rocked and Dionne's challenge win was pretty high class, as keds have done campaigns with celebrities like Mischa Barton

Elimination
It was pretty obvious Sara was going after she chose to rename her self Moe,and she just wasn't pretty in person. She should definitely remain behind the camera.because if you didn't know shes "photographer" no really she is. But i have to admit, her retard faces did entertain me quite a bit.




Predictions
winner: jael/jaslene
next to go: nata
crazy bitch:jael

PS. Renee fan vid:

The Girl Who Takes Credit

The Girl Who Takes Credit

Start of the episode
we start the episode with Natasha phoning her husband and asking to speak to her baby.I'm still confused was there like actually a baby or is she one of those weird girls who speaks to there dogs on the phone.

challenge
These two men introduce the challenge which was to do a clothes display, using themselves as mannequins.Whitney apartently does the best, but she couldn't fit on the podium so she was disqualified and Sara wins.

Because apparently light blue t shirts go really well with her ginger hair. i felt her colour overall was just awful
i think Diane and Natasha agree.

fake argument
when Renee asks Whitney about the vogue cover she was apparently just making fun of girls from past cycles, and if you check out Diane's exit interview she says that loads of stuff is edited really badly and they totally twist tons things.

photo shoot
The photo shoot idea was cool but not as good as last years celebrity couples.I just hate the way the judges took it so seriously, i mean how many times have you seen Kate moss dress up as a guy it was a bit unrealistic.The judges then critizise the girls for not looking like guys, but the if you saw the men in the shoot, they all looked like even cheaper drag queens than jaslene and miss jay put together.
my favourite photo was definitely Renee's, she was so hot as david bowie.
aw sorry Dianne.

Elimination
Diane's gonna have to squeeze threw the exit door and head back to McDonald's to do some much delayed comfort eating.I think Dianne definitely looks prettier than Whitney but her personality was just blah.I mean how can you apply to top model and not rehearse your reasons for being there.however after watching her exit video shes says she did explain why she want to be there and that they edited her to be boring and retarded.

predictions
winner:Renee
next to go:Sara
lesbian:Whitney



PS.a video in honor of the agency final featuring biggest bitch since Janice Dickinson,Becky.




PPS: sorry to fourfour for stealing photos,but you'll have to get over it.