Saturday, 14 April 2007

The Girl Who Impresses Pedro

The Girl Who Impresses Pedro

Challenge
The challenge was basically to put on a hat and make an arse of yourself,but at least we were blessed with another guess appearance from Tia from sister sister,man CW are really trying to push that show.

The first challenge was so cringe worthy and awkward,i loved it.

The second challenge was to do a scene with Pedro from Napoleon dynamite, and deservenly Renee wins and picks Dionne to share the prize.

At first Renee and Dionne think they just win t shirts, but then there families arrive at the house,Renee's baby was so cute.

But when Dionne's family arrived it kind of reminded me of when in flavor of love New York's mom comes to stay,seriously Dionne's mother could not have been more ghetto

Photo shoot
They bring back past top model contestants for a scandalous ANTM moments photo shoot, and all of them had cool moments apart from the twins whose scandalous moment was just being the twins.

The twins definitely have the most potential of all past contestants,there models.They have everything for high fashion modeling the unique look the incredible height and there super skinny.
I'm glad they didn't win as now they actually have a chance in the modeling world instead losing all personality and working for cover girl.

Dionne's " i don't even kiss my boyfriend"comment was quite strange.
I was like is it like a pretty woman thing or something,or is he just really ugly?

Though she did look really hot making out with Kim,Kim's totally hot.
unlike these two cha cha's.

Elimination

Whitney gets thrown out, like some out of date cake.I thought she would
at least make it in the top three, as she represented some Tyra elements (fat & black).


and the moment between twiggy and jael was so adorable i just didn't want it to end.

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Also i think Tyra took the pirate style a bit to far this week.

when i first heard there was going to be two plus size models in this years competition , i was sure that one was going to win,giving Tyra's fat drama and all.But i was obviously wrong as yet another fatty goes bye bye.


Predictions
winner: Renee
next to go: Brittany/Jael
lesbian:Dionne


and how could i forget the first nigelism of the season.

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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear sweet God, bitch! For all the advertising you do for your stupid blog at least learn to spell right. Look up a fucking dictionary or something. Oh and by the way, your recaps really are terrible. You should really think of giving up because you do a horrible job of it. I mean, a couple of lines here and there, with incorrect punctuations and grammar alongwith some silly pictures thrown in does not a recap make.
And don't bash Rich, he makes a lot of us laugh and has a lot more fans than you ever will.
So shut your whining about Rich's recaps and restrict your blogs to your friends whose demented minds enjoy your rants.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. You need to just STOP. You are grammatically challenged, not witty, and so annoying. Stop posting on fourfour because this trash isn't worth wasting people's time.

Anonymous said...

Oh My goodness. It is STILL BAD.

Grammatical mistakes all over. please learn to WRITE and SPELL properly before ATTEMPTING to ADVERTISE your BLOG.

When people give you feedback, they seriously and really mean it. When your writing is bad, with grammatical errors all over, they will point out to you that it is bad.

Some of us honestly think, without putting you down, that you do need some more practice. Until then, you are only embarrassing yourself if you continue to advertise your blog thru rich's blog.

April said...

yea,i know my blog rocks,thanks for the comments.But you guys should kind of check your spelling ,you have a few errors.

Americas next top model & me said...

and this is an opinion from someone who actually knows the fashion industry, not just some fag with a lot of cats.

Catherine said...

April, why are you such a cunt? Do you think Dionne's mother looks ghetto because she's black and in a wheelchair? This is the last comment and the last click I'm ever giving your sorry little blog, and I suggest others avoid it.

oscar said...

yea black people suck, that and the piercings,also the fact shes been shot and deals drugs,so theres actually a lot of reasons

Anonymous said...

"yea,i know my blog rocks,thanks for the comments.But you guys should kind of check your spelling ,you have a few errors."

Are you being delusional or what?

1) Your blog does not rock.

2) Do you like to read any book with terrible sentence structures? It's the same with us. you advertised your blog like it's some freaking hot stuff, but when people like me read it, we almost get choked at the mediocre recap you put up.

3)Do you noe what a recap is? You retell the whole episode and insert your own opinions. Or select themes, whatever. You did none.

Language is also very IMPORTANT. Recaps are about writing with PROPER STRUCTURE of FORM. You dont NEED to be a person knowledgeable of fashion to write a great recap. My goodness, you are really a very very stupid bitch.



Anyway oscar, i thought somebody in the last post asked you to remain in the corner until you're called?. Just sit there quietly okay? Be good.

Anonymous said...

Hey bitch!! Having knowledge in the fashion industry doesn give you the upperhand in writing a great, enjoyable recap.

So just accept it and move on!!

ACCEPT IT BITCH YOU"RE NOT GOOD!

oscar said...

still better than you lame ass , your probaly black or something

Anonymous said...

haha!! And yet tyra herself is a black and you're doing a recap for ALL her episodes of Top model, a black's show that is. How sweet.

Talk about irony. Oh wait!! you dont even know what that means.

Oscar GO AWAY. Our ASSES are much better than this blog anyway.

Anonymous said...

Boooo this blog! Stay away from Rich and Fourfour, he's actually funny and entertaining. If your blog was so great you wouldn't have to try and mooch of other blog's loyal readers.

Anonymous said...

April/Oscar, you are so ugly and racist you don't have any friends so you have to make them up.

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Anonymous said...

seriously.

you're horrible. i'd rather read about rich's cat's poop then your blog.

do you even finish high school?

Anonymous said...

*did"

Oscar said...

were not even near to finshing high school,and im not racist just because i hate black people

Anonymous said...

Honestly, the only reason why I come here to comment your blog is because it amuses me how stupid and cliche you are. I feel you only exist to remind me how wonderful I am. Oh please, you're an anorexic, bisexual? Do you also write poetry and cut yourself? If so, please cut yourself deeper next time.

Oscar, you make me laugh. I'm imagining that you're a fat, gay 13 year old who feels being a racist bitch is the "fierce" thing to do. I know you'll mature eventually.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY AS HELL YOU STUPID CUNT

oscar said...

im actually i'm straight , aprils bi sexual and used to be anorexic,and im allowed to be racist because i'm white

Anonymous said...

Hmm I wouldn't normally judge and be mean over someone's writing in a blog. I looked around and didn't mind the posts that weren't on ANTM. However, you shouldn't advertise on a better blog, trying to mooch off it's popularity. Especially when you steal from it.

I find it funny that you claim to be a funnier blog and actually rip up Fourfour. Do you expect people to like your blog more after that? We go to Fourfour because we like it. Nobody is going to come here expecting to love your blog when that's the only way you get any hits. We come here rolling our eyes and expecting crap. Unfortunately, we get exactly what we expect.

If your blog was entertaining and funny enough to stand on it's own, you wouldn't need to slam better blogs. Or to advertise in comments on better blogs.

I know I can't write, so I don't have a blog. Maybe you should try that. Or just write it for your friends. If it's good enough, word will spread.

I know you're only 15 but grow up. There are better (more positive) ways to get attention :) Maybe people would like you then...just a suggestion.

Anonymous said...

On the FOUR FOUR blog you said that you had lots of fans....

Um, then why would you need to constantly spam his blog, and more why are there NO positive comments, at all, on your blog?

Seriously, answer the questions.

Or don't, because I am sure as hell never coming back.

oscar said...

sarcastic,and we have like 11 postative comments , so fuck you.

Anonymous said...

that pic of tyra is funny

Anonymous said...

"sarcastic,and we have like 11 postative comments , so fuck you"

what? 11 positive comments? You actually COUNTED them?? HAHAHA. Okay just live in your own deluded little world okay oscar. So how many negative comments are there so far? Erm....a hundred?

And,

"im actually i'm straight , aprils bi sexual and used to be anorexic,and im allowed to be racist because i'm white "

This shows you are really very immature on so many levels. Everyone is born equal before God. Whites are not superior so just accept it oscar.THEY ARE NOT SUPERIOR TO ANY RACE AT ALL. Thank You.

Anonymous said...

Well that explains everything your a christian, everyone hates christians, your probably like robin from cycle 1, as were more Adrienne and Elyse.

Anonymous said...

Bitch, you have no talent at all. You don't know how to write, you're not funny, and your GIF animations are the worst I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

and im still better than u,go outside get a life u sad fuk,WE think OUR work is amazing YOU DONT NEED TO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Denying and denying. Such sad bitchez...

good luck with your 'new recap post'

hahahahhaah

raised by drag queens said...

Okay, where's that steaming hot pile of shit you special ed kids call an antm recap??? HMMMM???? where's this week's turd?

Anonymous said...

"where's this week's turd? "

Im sure she's still squating somewhere shitting the recap out.
It's coming out y'all!!

truth said...

aw dont worry guys it will be up soon,for you to critize

Anonymous said...

this cracks me up. really.

what a waste of time.