The Girls Go Down (on Nigel Barker) Under
The Girls Go Down Under
Challenge
The challenge was hosted by the beautiful April from cycle 2 who now host's some show i have never heard of, and the challenge was to interview each other which basically turned into a bitchy fest of questions,to which Jael should of won.
Soon after that the girls find out there going to Australia,and they have a slightly delayed over reaction,and then Tyra comes in and stereotypes the whole country my jumping around in a kangaroo costume,i loved it when her head band fell off,and she like totally freaked out and got all embarrassed.
Whilst the girls are packing we are introduced to one of the most interesting characters so far this season the used tampon,surprisenly Jael finds it and throws it at Brittany who the picks it up and throws it somewhere else, I'm hopefully guessing Jaslene's mouth,
Speaking of Jaslene's mouth god were her DSL/astonished
faces annoying this episode,they were so Melinda no chin Doolittle you know the over the top fake black bitch from American idol.
Second challenge
The "original" host of Australia's next top model introduced the next challenge straight after the girls arrived in Australia.The challenge was to interview local people and use the slang words that were used over there.
Natasha interviewed some hot guy,his outfit was so cute like a white vest ,skinny jeans with Cuban heels he work it,i didn't know that metro sexuality was big in Australia.Renee wins the challenge for her use of slang,i think Renee needs to start bitching again shes becoming slightly forgettable.
Commercial shoot
This week the girls had to shoot a cover girl commercial using Australian accents witch is so stupid as they obviously just did that to make it harder.On the shoot i realized how much i hate one girl ,but sadly i have short term memory loss so i forgot her name.
After jael's shoot she does a tree nature speech, but Well at least Jael can climb as many trees as she wants now,i mean surely its got to be better than having your carrier ruinined by cover girl. aw miss her already.
Elimination
nooooo, Jael's gone. All the personality just left the building,
i mean i can see why they eliminated her. Due to the fact she looks like a mentally insane little boy ,with that make over they gave her,she looked so so so much better blond.
Her exit video was the funniest one I've ever seen,she was laid back and Hilarius at the same time.Also she is back to blond with some funky pink streaks and is looking in to hosting some kind of MTV show.Or maybe she should just join Megg's bongo band.
predictions
winner:Renee/Jaslene
next to go:Dionne or Brittany or maybe Natasha
PS. Here's a picture of a primordial dwarf that appeared on the Tyra banks show,were she gave them 5 second make offers and handed out the cheapest kind off ipod,and even with some of the rares things ever on her show she still managed to get the conversation about her.
peace & love ***
45 comments:
Ok. So here's the deal:
You suck. You really need to stop posting on Fourfour about how good you are, because, you're not good at all. Your posts are short, unintelligent, and not witty.
On the other hand, I have to give you credit for one thing. Although you are terrible at recapping ANTM and should be doing school work or whatever, you continue to do so even with all of the horrible comments you get.
I think (I hope) with maturity, you will get beter at something that you obviously like to do. Hopefully, somewhere down the road, you will have people coming here to tell you how good you've become. Right now however, you suck and really need to go away and practice somewhere dark and stinky....
really i never thought they were short?
yeah really, what exactly is your problem? stop hating on fourfour. let there be peace!
oh yeah, another thing! you should definitely get on the little device called "spellcheck" because you misspell every second word. it makes the blog extremely hard to read.
keep up the mediocre work!
Really though, stop spamming fourfour. Go ahead and do your thing, but don't ruin someone else's to get ahead.
ah!! Another recap which i look forward to to laugh at. To laugh at meant to laugh at the stupidity of the whole recap. Like reading an F graded essay. Sometimes, the stupidity is just so great you just have to laugh.
P.S: April the zoo called, they want you back in the chimpanzee cage.
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boring straight acne infested christian scum
You think we are ugly because we don't like your blogs? I don't get it, since when did looks become an indicator of which blogs people preferred to read?
I guess it makes it easier on your low self esteem to hurl insults based on nothing except that we critique your work. Seriously though, instead of seeking attention by spamming a talented blogger, can't you just crash a party and whore yourself out?
I mean, I understand why you would hate yourself, I really do, but we don't have to endure the byproducts of that self loathing.
Oh, also, is there a reason why you wait for Rich to post his blog before you post your own?
and stop stealing from fourfour! You were only late this week because HE was late so you couldn't steal his screencaps any earlier! slut!
THis is the REAL SHIT!!!
And when i said shit, i meant the real black goeey thing that came out of your ass.
The amount of stupidness you guys possess amazes me.
USE SPELLCHECK. You didn't even put the correct form of which. It's which, not witch. Second graders know which one to use.
You need to grow up and come to the realization that your blog sucks and will never be well written, or funny, or witty, or intelligent, or just plain good.
So please, do us all a favor and stop stealing from fourfour and stop acting like asinine fucktards.
make me
and several of my posts came out before fourfour,so suck on that
and you dont have to read my blog ,but your all so weak and pathetic you give in because its intersting and im more intersting than any of u sad fuks.
i dont care if u like my blog or not,you all need to chill out and eat a cookie ,because non of your opinions matter 2 me
we love the blog and we dont care if YOU do not like it,so carry on leave pathetic comments im not insulted by them just simply amused
we are still amused at the fact that you still advertise your blog even after several utter bad feedbacks given to you.
When it's bad, it's bad. Dont advertise a bad blog.
i actually dont read it, i just comment because i'm annoyed at you spamming rich.
go kill yourself.
thats your opion and as we stated above we dont care about it.
to qoute the oc don't let the bastards get you down
this blog rocks
you need to realize your powerless april is going to keep doing what see wants no matter how much you leave the same comment over and over again,
we love this blog and theres nothing you can do about it. hahaha
we know we can't stop her. we're not trying to stop her, it's just obnoxious for her to be so disrespactful to rich. also, you can't stop us from telling you how bad it is. To repeat what a comment above this said, you have every reason to have low self esteem, but don't punish four four fans so you can get attention.
uuhhhhhh......the April team has spoken!~!
but you know what? Bad blogs REMAIN bad blogs no matter how much advertising you make for it.
actually we can stop you from commenting, but you will probably all commit suicide since this is basically your life's
HAHA YOU'RE POWERLESS
This is kind off what i imagine some of our readers who leave lame comments on our blog to look like ,although i would bet money on it that this girl is much better looking than them.
Yeah, of course they're more beautiful than us. They go through more in a few years than we do in a lifetime. Takes a lot of courage.
Don't you just feel so lucky that you were born at a normal height?You're sick.
Ignoring the implications, yeah, she's more beautiful than I am. And I admire her for that.
Erm...i dont think we're scared u noe. What im going to tell you is that, the more you advertise, the more people read this, the more those peepz will laugh at this feeble attempt of a recap.
What you are actually facing april, and retarded fans, are
humiliation and...endless humiliation.
not really its a blog im not walking naked around school (and even if i did i would not be humiliated)
you just need to accept it you been beaten there's no more use for you here. We don't like you go away, we don't give a flying fuck if you like us or don't and that is why your fucking powerless.
have you not realised anything you type has no impact on us. we think were great if you don't, that's fine but your getting tiresome and repetitive now so get a life.
you have stated you do not like my recap, so what.
you're powerless weak and i'm guessing by the amount of times you have wrote on here you must have some kind of mental problem or just be insanely jealous of us.
qoute
you shouldn't have to sacrifice who you are just beacuse somebody else has a problem with it - carrie bradshaw
quote:
"Sometime's I wonder why stupid people feel the need to write."
-someone i know
you can quote at us all you want, and you can act like what we are saying doesn't bother you all you want, but we all know that you cry every night because we don't think you're funny.
Just don't cut yourself, ok? that's lame. But yea, you're not so tough, you are bothered by us hating you, we can tell. We have not been beaten.
By the way... I might hate your blog...but I love the "eat a cookie" bit. I loved Lisa... And that line will always make me happy :)
Then for goodness sake, if you do not want others to read your blog then DONT ADVERTISE. It is as simple as A B C, one plus one equals two. Do you still not get it? Hell, if you stop advertising, people will stop coming here and they WILL STOP commenting.
YOU keep luring US here. It ISNT OUR FAULT DUMBASS.
ill advertise all i want,if you been on my blog and you dont like it do not keep returning you retarded fukwit,its like if you see an advertisment for a chanel bag five times you dont buy the bag five times .
yay we love my blog and stop typing us unless 4 of you are typing the message its just you we love our blog you do not have to.
To put forth to you bluntly april, you're just enjoying all the comments you're getting, negative or positive....which is why you keep advertising this blog in every single latest ANTM recap fourfour posted.
You just wanted attention. just admit it april. You're such an attention seeker.
Bitch, your blog sucks, it's lame, boring, and you don't know how to write.
Even I write better than you, and I learnt english by myself, because my first language is spanish.
A si es es que April deja de postear en el blog de Fourfour porque tu blog es como la mierda de malo!!!! Chúpalo, pendeja.
why do you keep continously writing that my blog "sucks" if you don't have anything new / intersting or funny to say, then do not comment.
and yes i would rather have my blog noticed than
not noticed
noticed? ever heard of bad publicity april?
"no such thing as bad publicity"
- paris hilton
ps.no post till next week i'm going to paris for a few days.
xxx bye lovers
do you get all your life lessons from quotes by paris?
are you trying to be completely typical, or are you actually just a cliche?
Ok...so it's bad enough that you can't spell and Natasha has a better grasp of English grammar, but now it appears you didn't even watch the whole show. NATASHA won the challenge....not Renee. And if "i dont care if u like my blog or not,...,because non of your opinions matter 2 me" then stop trying so fucking hard to get those of us who read and INTERESTING, INTELLIGENT, and LEGIBLE Top Model blog to come here to your pathetic, annoying, and painfully hard to read blog. In short, learn how to spell, type, write, (see? word comma space, not word comma word) or better yet just go away.
You take Paris hilton's words as gospel truths April?. Yeah, quoting is good but quoting from PAris? Dont make me laugh. Im trying hard not to laugh at your quoting skills april...Ha ha!!
^
It's not quoting, it's "qouting" or at least that's how this moron spells it. What school do you go to? Your English teacher should be fired, and then whipped, drawn and quartered. You have the vocabulary and grammar skills of a retarded 3rd grader.
thanks 4 the comments your right my blog rocks
Readers: This blog sucks
April: This blog rocks!!
Readers: :O Are you insane? Is this blog for real??!
April: This blog rocks!!
Readers: You need to get your brains checked.
April: This blog rocks!!
Conclusion: April is a retard.
false.you are.
your powerless nothing you say gets to me, and your just annoyed by that.
we heart our blog you DO NOT have too.
If the blog is just for you and your friends, and if you don't care if we read it and why we hate it, why spam fourfour?
I bet I know the answer...
If the blog is just for you and your friends, and if you don't care if we read it and why we hate it, why spam fourfour?
i want people 2 read it they dont have to like it,some do & some dont.
and i dont spam fourfour anyones aloud to comment
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